Period: You want cookies

Period: You want to fuck

Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.

Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?

Period: Kill them.

Period: Kill them too.

Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.

Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.

Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.

Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

secretlifeofapunjabigirl:

Guys saying they wanna marry a religous traditional innocent girl from their homeland while they fucked numerous girls themselves before marriage make me wanna throw up. You don’t deserve to marry these wonderful women. You don’t even deserve the girl you banged last night.

(via heavn0r-lasvegas)